Late yesterday afternoon — following news that crew members of the U.S. ship seized by Somali pirates had retaken the vessel — friend of Blog P.I. Josh Treviño tweeted the following:

Twenty minutes later, Treviño received a call from a producer at ABC News’ Nightline, asking for his source. As he put it in an e-mail yesterday evening:
The answer? Steven Seagal’s 1992 classic, “Under Siege.”
There is only one word in all of the English language which can sufficiently capture the essence of the intriguing though vaguely farcical nature of the mainstream media’s close observation of relatively well-known, if frequently land-locked, blogosphere and Web 2.0 media figures such as occurred in this particular case of a scoop-hungry television news producer tracking down someone with little probablility of special knowledge regarding said then-ongoing crisis, save a propensity to blog or tweet opinions about international relations involving mostly-unrelated countries: FAIL.
Update: Treviño just keeps breaking news:
Getting word that the Maersk Alabama affair is a ruse: the captain is actually trying to defect. Developing ….







Damn, I’m jealous. Nobody ever takes my breaking news Tweets seriously. And after all the work I do making them up out of whole cloth.
tank’s bro….